(The boys run, but are cornered by El Capitan holding a chair and a purple bottle) NC (vo): So the boys sneak in and steal the ship away. NC (imitating one of the Beagle Boys): Hey, we prefer the term: “mental little people”! Terl (Spoony): Fool! While you were learning to SPELL YOUR NA- ( explosion)Įl Capitan: But it isn’t gold without me to interpret it for you mental midgets! NC (vo): Boy, this guy is making the Psychlos look like Buddhist monks. (We are shown a montage of El Capitan shouting “Gold!” over and over again) NC (vo): And by the way, if you can’t figure out what he’s chasing in this show, I’ll give you one guess:
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But what’s even stranger than that is the person they’re stealing it for: a character named El Capitan, who I can only describe as McGruff the crime dog if he was a Mexican flasher.Įl Capitan: It leads to a sunken treasure, a ship full of oro.gold. It’s the Beagle Boys, who are trying to steal a model wooden ship. NC (vo): But the boys notice that someone is sneaking into Scrooge’s vault. NC: Oh, the anvil of irony! (An anvil with the words “IRONY” falls on the Critic) Ow. I’ve been wrong, I’m going to make it up to them in the morning. Scrooge: The worst thing about it is, the little nose-punchers remind me of meself at that age. NC (vo imitating Huey): QUICK! Let's leave before he has any sudden redeeming change of character! Scrooge: How did I let Donald talk me into taking care of those little beasts? Scrooge: They're such troublesome little brats!
NC: Okay, I'll take them being grrrrrounded as long as there's no.
Scrooge: Until further notice, you are grrrrrounded! Huey: We were gonna send that junky old boat to Uncle Donald. NC (vo): As expected, the setup is not a favor for anybody, as the boys keep getting into trouble. NC: (British accent) You'd have to be wearing pants in order for that to happen. Huey: (sarcastically while spinning his finger in the air) Well, whoop-dee-doo!ĭuckworth: Pray, do not get your knickers in a proverbial twist. NC (vo): So Scrooge takes them to his home where his butler Duckworth, who is, oddly enough, not a duck, spends most of the time looking after them.ĭuckworth: As you know, Mr. How come these boys keep getting passed around from person to person? I mean, where the hell did their real parents go? NC (vo): So Donald, it appears, is the next in the long line of uncles that keeps abandoning these three parentless waves. Huey: We're really going to miss ya, Uncle Donald. Huey, Dewey and Louie all give Donald a hug. I've never seen a duck so absent from water. Give the show credit for finally putting him on a boat. You ever notice that? He's a friggin' sailor! (Cut to footage of various old Donald Duck cartoons) And yet, in all those years, you've never seen him in the stinking Navy! He was in the Army a few times, the Boy Scouts, even a FUCKING NAZI! How the hell did that happen?! (Cut back to DuckTales ) But, never in the Navy. NC (vo): We see that he's late for meeting up with his nephew Donald, who has to leave his boys behind because he's off to the Navy. NC: (dumbfounded) Gosh! He's just like that character from A Christmas Carol, Fagin! Ed in the horse races and turning him into glue. And I can only assume that he made all this money by betting on Mr. NC (vo): So in episode 1, "Don't Give Up the Ship", we start off this celebration of American greed with the money bin of Scrooge McDuck, voiced by Wilbur himself: Alan Young. NC: (drunk) Ey, you think Gosalyn from Darkwing Duck is really Huey in drag? (collapses) (As the whole intro plays out, we cut to NC taking a shot every time a clip appears that wasn't shown in any episode, with a total of 6) NC: By the way, if you want a drinking game that'll have you dead in a millisecond, try taking a shot every time you come across a clip that wasn't in the show. (DuckTales intro again, but this time with Nickelodeon's Doug Music) NC: Up-up-up-up! If we're gonna look at the opening, we gotta play different music. (DuckTales intro begins, but NC interrupts) Let's take a look at the first few episodes of DuckTales! (Picture of Rebecca Black's song "Friday") But just how well does the show itself hold up? Is it memorable as the classic tune, or will it become quickly dated like. NC (vo): Yes, we all remember the catchy theme song to DuckTales even though we tried GOD knows how hard not to. (DuckTales footage plays out as NC speaks) NC: (angrily) IT WILL NEVER LEAVE, IT WILL NEVER LEAVE!!
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NC: You know, I was sitting at my desk about to figure out how to solve world hunger and cure all the known diseases, when suddenly, this popped in my head.
(The Raiders of the Story Arc logo, with Indiana Jones music, plays out) And welcome to another rendition of Raiders of the Story Arc!
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